My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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