so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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