Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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