Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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