Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Randomize
