I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We are two peas in an std pod
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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