it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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