You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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