Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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