Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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