someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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