nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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