Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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