Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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