and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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