the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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