I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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