i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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