Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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