Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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