She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Randomize
