You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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