idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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