Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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