what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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