took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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