Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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