Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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