I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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