He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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