they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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