I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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