When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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