I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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