Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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