Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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