And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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