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Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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