He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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