i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
