Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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