I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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