at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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