SEEEEXXX PLEASE
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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