apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
