Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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