Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Boobs speak an international language.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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