I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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