Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
