You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
did you just send me my own nude
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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