So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Every concussion has its silver lining
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize