I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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