pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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