This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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